HenryPlus, The Carrier's New-Year's Address (ca1815) 108 lines, 768 words, 2896 phonemes, 191314 milliseconds PJ 1 Jan 1815
HONOR'D patrons here I stand , AA-N-ER-D P-EY-T-R-AH-N-Z HH-IY-R AY S-T-AE-N-D With this morsel in my hand ! W-IH-DH DH-IH-S M-AO-R-S-AH-L IH-N M-AY HH-AE-N-D Lowly bending I present it , L-OW-L-IY B-EH-N-D-IH-NG AY P-R-EH-Z-AH-N-T IH-T Honor'd patrons don't resent it . AA-N-ER-D P-EY-T-R-AH-N-Z B-AH-L-IH-N-D-AH-Z R-IH-Z-EH-N-T IH-T I'm no candidate for fame , AY-M N-OW K-AE-N-D-AH-D-EY-T F-AO-R F-EY-M On the wide poetic plain ; AA-N DH-AH W-AY-D P-OW-EH-T-IH-K P-L-EY-N Simple facts I've simply stated , S-IH-M-P-AH-L F-AE-K-T-S AY-V S-IH-M-P-L-IY S-T-EY-T-AH-D As by Journalists related : AE-Z B-AY JH-ER-N-AH-L-AH-S-T-S R-IH-L-EY-T-IH-D One plain truth fresh from my heart , W-AH-N P-L-EY-N T-R-UW-TH F-R-EH-SH F-R-AH-M M-AY HH-AA-R-T I with confidence impart - AY W-IH-DH K-AA-N-F-AH-D-AH-N-S IH-M-P-AA-R-T None can be more pleas'd than I , N-AH-N K-AE-N B-IY M-AO-R P-L-IY-Z-D DH-AE-N AY When o'erflows your cup of joy : W-EH-N AO-R-F-L-OW-Z Y-AO-R K-AH-P AH-V JH-OY Sweetest sleep attend your bed : S-W-IY-T-AH-S-T S-L-IY-P AH-T-EH-N-D Y-AO-R B-EH-D Azure skies above your head : AE-ZH-ER S-K-AY-Z AH-B-AH-V Y-AO-R HH-EH-D Coffers lin'd with well-got wealth , K-AA-F-ER-Z L-AY-N-D W-IH-DH W-EH-L-G-AA-T W-EH-L-TH Honest fame , and rosy health ; AA-N-AH-S-T F-EY-M AH-N-D R-OW-Z-IY HH-EH-L-TH Faithful friends surround and bless you , F-EY-TH-F-AH-L F-R-EH-N-D-Z S-ER-AW-N-D AH-N-D B-L-EH-S Y-UW Beauty hast'ning to caress you : B-Y-UW-T-IY HH-EY-S-N-IH-NG T-UW K-ER-EH-S Y-UW Happy thro' th' ensuing year - HH-AE-P-IY TH-R-UW DH-AH EH-N-S-UW-IH-NG Y-IH-R - Little muse thy lay forbear . L-IH-T-AH-L M-Y-UW-Z DH-AY L-EY F-AO-R-B-EH-R